Vampires have credit cards?"" We're undead, not Amish.

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If you're trying to avoid a vampire and do not want him to see you or recognize your scent, then do not use your credit card. If he knows that you don't have cash on hand, then he will ask for it. If he needs money, then you are doomed. He will ask for the money by name and if you deny him, then he will come for you.

Source: Uncross My Heart

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